this dude is kind of wimpy for a monster. so i think it’s GERD or acid reflux not doom he’s breathing
HAVE NO DOUBTS ABOUT IT. THE FIRST IMAGE IS PRECISELY THE SAME AS THE SECOND. THIS IS ANDROID GODZILLA’ING THE MARKETPLACE. RIGHTFULLY & GLORIOUSLY, I MIGHT ADD.
& here imagine if you will an epic anthropomorphizing scene of the marketplace as the android honorably and gloriously stomps around as the crappy iphone 4s are unable to phone 911 for help as they lack reception. the blackberries gaze up to the godzilladroid and the storms begin to rain & lightening. the curves roll around and whitescreen lock up in panic. sad lil ancient LG flip phones clickedy clacking “HELP HELP!” all the media-heavy, otherwise-useless Samsungs start playing “STOP, in the name of love” as an attempt at ringtone defense. but no one can stop androidzilla! because it’s smarter, faster, multitaskier, cuter, opener, and just BETTER.
an interesting coincidence…or is it?!
1. Stars sometimes play important role.
2. One man saves everyone.
3. Hero comes back to life after dying.
4. Nationality of main hero is a minority.
5. Main hero has a trade unrelated to his role in story.
6. Women most often the cause of all the trouble.
7. Talking reptiles.